Woop!! Banjo jokes! Now let the flood gates open.... Q: What do you do if you see a banjo player drowning? A: Throw him his banjo

What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo!

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.....How many Luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb?…..…..…......... Only one Luthier - but it will take at least two days by the time he has built the jigs and made the patterns to do the job.....

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Thats funny coz its true! Those folks who want to keep everything secret probably aren't worth listening to anyway as they often don't know what they are talking about...In my experience the best ones...

Hello Peeps, As you all know Mark describes himself as a Guitar Maker and NOT a Luthier so I thought it was safe enough to tell my Luthier Joke...... .....How many Luthiers does it take to change a li...

I’m hoping to be in the livestream schoolboy pit tomorrow and if anyone can come up with a Bagpress/vacuum joke that I haven’t heard before than I will gift them 50 hero points. You will have to come ...

@david-johnson09 In defence of drummers (and i do find the jokes funny BTW), in my now defunct village band, Brian the drummer, was by far the most accomplished musician amongst us and he was an absol...

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Guitar builders are a very small and often forgotten minority group in great danger of extinction.