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Here's one that's dated a bit ...

"I went to that Reading Festival earlier this year. It's crap. There's no way you can concentrate on a book with all that music going on."

Played Bonopoly with some mates last night. 

It’s the same as Monopoly, except the streets have no name.

An English man, Irishman, Welshman and a Scotsman are in front of a firing squad, The head of the squad says "any last requests?"

The Scot says " I want a 100 piece bagpipe band to play Flower of Scotland in a semi circle around us all, then I can die with dignity.

The Welshman says " I want the Caerhilly male Voice choir to sing land of my Father for us all"

The Irishman says " I want the full 3hr production of Riverdance to perform all around us to give us a good sending off"

The head of the squad says "OK we'll get that sorted for you" He turns to the Englishman and says "Now what can we do for you"

The Englishman replies - "Can you shoot me first?"

@tv101 Surely they are the objects with the most mass, not weight? 😁

Just me being pedantic 🤣

Im into Large Mass Metal music 🤘😁🤘🎸

@tv101 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm probably going to have to set off early tonight for the twelve-bar workshop. Apparently they're expecting lengthy jams.

@tv101 Surely they are the objects with the most mass, not weight?

 

 

 

Just me being pedantic

You were obviously paying attention in science class @Boo.

I was sat at the back, telling jokes.

(Not much changes in life).