An English man, Irishman, Welshman and a Scotsman are in front of a firing squad, The head of the squad says “any last requests?”The Scot says ” I want a 100 piece bagpipe band to play Flower of Scotland in…   Read more»

Played Bonopoly with some mates last night. 
 
 
 
It’s the same as Monopoly, except the streets have no name.

Here’s one that’s dated a bit …
“I went to that Reading Festival earlier this year. It’s crap. There’s no way you can concentrate on a book with all that music going on.”

OK @Boo, I’ll bring you back a spot or two on my madness indicator scale. You’re now just at “high”.  You were – briefly when I thought you’d really spent that much – at a level that can only be…   Read more»

Not having kids frees up a lot of money.  @Boo – we don’t have kids at home anymore either, but if I spent that sort of money on guitar parts, my good lady would make sure I couldn’t even practice…   Read more»

My bill is

How 😮 😮 😮 much???
 
That hen-party skin-painting business must be paying really well!