?Luthier Jokes and Funny Stories?
Love all the drummer jokes. I used to have a boss at work whose favourite story was to boast about the time he sat in with John Mayalls Blues Breakers at a gig in Carlisle as the regular drummer took sick on the day. He went on to say that Eric Clapton was in the band at the time (yawn).
I was starting to get really annoyed with his superior attitude and gave him the full range of drummer jokes. You can imagine he didn't find any of them funny. After I finished he said " anyway I called you in to discuss your annual staff report, we might have to re schedule as I think I will make some changes."