Wait a minute, this is supposed to be a joke thread! Ok, here goes... Banjo player: I've got a great knock-knock joke!Mando player: Let's hear it!Banjo player: You start.

@boo I actually have a big beanbag from my last shop. It was for when a kid (or two!) stayed home sick and got to hang in the shop. I bought a used sofa the other day but I didn’t really take my time ...

@tv101 You didn't - fear thee not. Nice! I’m glad that worked out... here are the new curtains and cushions for my new workshop 😂😂😂 Don’t worry, I’ll be posting some pi...

@tv101 That is a wonderful thing to hold That’s what she said! So, let’s see it then! (yeah, she said that too!)

Oh, that does look sore, but the job is never done until there is blood. My new workbench got it's first splash of blood today too, little fiddly electrical screws and little fiddly screwdriver and so...

@boo Here is my latest blood Oh, that does look sore, but the job is never done until there is blood. My new workbench got it's first splash of blood today too, little fiddly electrical screws and l...

It doesn't have to be a full body carve, you could do a small "shelf" around the edge? 🤔 Here's something else that I tried as an experiment on a recent build ... @tv101 Excellent work TV,...

I really like that @tv101

I placed some Cobola next to the body and it looks too busy to my eye - I'm thinking ebony fretboard would let the body shine? Meanwhile the Bookmatch fever continues Attachment : 20210322_165543....

Meanwhile the Bookmatch fever continues @eddie6string ooooooo....... she’s a beaut 😍

American Black Walnut centre strip (Don't ask!) Whatever the reason for the modification you have ended up with a stunning body blank! Walnut is usually very nice to carve but if you may experience o...

Yeah @tv101. My shed is too far from the house just to run a temporary setup. I'd need to put in a permanent armoured cable. 🎶🎸🙏🙂

@russ I'm interested in getting power to my shed. Did you use armoured cable? I haven't put a permanent supply in yet, it's just a cable plugged into an outdooor socket on the house. The outdoor so...

Thanks @robin. I looked into it and I have to dig a 2' trench or run it along a solid wall with an armoured sheath covering the armoured cable. Scary stuff with the gas pipe. 😱 🎶
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I think it looks fine Louis, I definitely wouldn’t worry about it. The vast majority of people won’t even notice. Once you’ve sanded those pencil marks off, put the frets on and put the strings on, i...

@louis-kerckhove As the rest of the guys have said it won’t be noticed by 99% of people, it would be a shake to waste a good fretboard. I think it will suit the quirkiness of the rest of the build. It...

To be fair Matt @mattbeels, @tv101 has posted some good new stuff with the odd repeat. I noticed that even I have posted jokes twice. It's difficult to look back to check what's gone before. I suppose...

I’ve noticed recently that we’ve been starting to repeat ourselves with some of the jokes.....we need to employ a joke writer for some new material. 😉 🤣😂🤣😂
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Come on boys, there is nothing funnier today than me leaving a dent in my head. 🤣 Everyone must find that funny. (See other thread)

@tv101 oh, OK 😥 😥 Ah man, I didn’t mean to bum you out! I thought we were joking here... But now I’m guessing that the joke is on me? Hmm, and I used emojis and everything... ...