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mattbeels
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Wait a minute, this is supposed to be a joke thread! Ok, here goes...

Banjo player: I've got a great knock-knock joke!
Mando player: Let's hear it!
Banjo player: You start.

Practice on scrap...


   
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Repeating jokes on here isn’t as bad as standing next to someone in the pub who tells the same joke all the time.

Some people call me a tool, others are less complimentary. Tools being useful things.


   
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Practice on scrap...


   
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Looks like a grown up has prepared that for him ... prevent him doing too much aural damage.

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@mattbeels and @tv101 I’m not even going to comment on that buffoon.Β 

Make guitars, not war 🌍✌️🎸


   
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rock v jazz

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πŸ—οΈ "Life's what you make it"πŸ—οΈ


   
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I was spray painting an old guitar when I noticed my first coat was really patchy.Β 

I thought to myself β€œThis can is past it’s prime”.

It’s a good job I had another can of primer.Β 

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I’ve noticed recently that we’ve been starting to repeat ourselves with some of the joke

Some of you guys have been double posting for a while...you can see by the rep points 🤣

I have too many guitars...said no one in the world..ever!


   
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Is there an echo?Β 

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Is there an echo?

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Or is it deja vu?Β 

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