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@david-johnson09 In defence of drummers (and i do find the jokes funny BTW), in my now defunct village band, Brian the drummer, was by far the most accomplished musician amongst us and he was an absolute gem. He had played professionally since the 60s and had played sessions for the likes of Mott the Hoople etc. Having at least one member of a band that can keep time is no bad thing!!
I’m hoping to be in the livestream schoolboy pit tomorrow and if anyone can come up with a Bagpress/vacuum joke that I haven’t heard before than I will gift them 50 hero points. You will have to come up with something extraordinarily creative though as I have been doing this for more than 20 years! If you think some gag about Professor Yaffle’s best mate is going to win you the points then you are mistaken!
Love all the drummer jokes. I used to have a boss at work whose favourite story was to boast about the time he sat in with John Mayalls Blues Breakers at a gig in Carlisle as the regular drummer took sick on the day. He went on to say that Eric Clapton was in the band at the time (yawn).
I was starting to get really annoyed with his superior attitude and gave him the full range of drummer jokes. You can imagine he didn't find any of them funny. After I finished he said " anyway I called you in to discuss your annual staff report, we might have to re schedule as I think I will make some changes."
Some people call me a tool, others are less complimentary. Tools being useful things.
Love all the drummer jokes
I didn't realise they were jokes. I thought they were true life observations ...
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Favourite:
Drummer walks into a shop, goes up to the counter and says, "I'd like to buy an Electric guitar!"
Shopkeeper: "You're a drummer aren't you?"
Drummer: "Yes! How did you know?"
Shopkeeper: "This is a Fish and chip shop!"
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