I was almost right. I said you'd have gone out shopping 😆 😉 And don't forget Thursdays @Deej - those are still absolute classics...

You were obviously paying attention in science class @Boo. I was sat at the back, telling jokes. (Not much changes in life).

I'm probably going to have to set off early tonight for the twelve-bar workshop. Apparently they're expecting lengthy jams.

An English man, Irishman, Welshman and a Scotsman are in front of a firing squad, The head of the squad says "any last requests?"The Scot says " I wan...

Played Bonopoly with some mates last night. It’s the same as Monopoly, except the streets have no name.

Here's one that's dated a bit ... "I went to that Reading Festival earlier this year. It's crap. There's no way you can concentrate on a book with a...

OK @Boo, I'll bring you back a spot or two on my madness indicator scale. You're now just at "high". You were - briefly when I thought you'd really...

@Boo - we don't have kids at home anymore either, but if I spent that sort of money on guitar parts, my good lady would make sure I couldn't even prac...

How 😮 😮 😮 much??? That hen-party skin-painting business must be paying really well!

Good to see you back DJ - it's been getting a bit busier in here since you left. Suggest you don't try to read everything in one go 😉 Oh, and @Bo...

@Deej - you need to check your answerphone messages 😉 Hope the recovery is still going well - be good to have you back here and on the livestream ...