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@tv101 @rocknroller912 @russ Pretty funny jokes lads, we’ve not had any for a while. We all need a bit of laughter in this world, god knows we are gonna need it. 🔥🌪🌊🌋🦠☢️☣️🌎🔚🏴‍☠️

Keep laughing @boo. All will be well. ✊🤘 

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@boo

Struggling to find any humour at the moment

Struggling to find any humour at the moment

What's up @rocknroller912?

Have we had this one already?

Genie: I grant you one wish.
John-the-guitarist: I want my name to be in lights in every stadium in the country.
Genie: Granted

Exit: Yeah, thanks.

Struggling to find any humour at the moment

@rocknroller912 Yep, it’s all doom and gloom at the moment. I feel like we  need some divine intervention to prevent us from assured destruction. 
It sounds like I’m catastrophising but there are enough real catastrophes actually happening worldwide to ignore. I hope we can all keep each other entertained here whilst the world burns and floods, pestilence next. 

There are four horses. 

@rocknroller912 Sorry that was a little insensitive, is there anything we can do to help you? 

@tv101

@boo

Nothing much going on there just isn’t any humour around relating to music probably cause there’s no music. Lots of political stuff though.

@boo

Its ok I’m not a sensitive person I don’t do PC or Woke whatever that is. I just went out to the pub thinking it’s Thursday when they are open till midnight. Got half way there and realised it’s only Wednesday 11 pm closing. How’s that for a good laugh, I wondered why Acoustic Bliss wasn’t on tonight but the penny didn’t drop.

Hey Boo,

Just wait until you move to Scotland and the midge season arrives!!🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟 Or clefs, they’re also really lovely!! Then you will truely know what hell on earth feels like!!😂😂😂

I just went out to the pub thinking it’s Thursday when they are open till midnight. Got half way there and realised it’s only Wednesday 11 pm closing.

@rocknroller912 - this morning, I have a similar tale.

My days are pretty much all-the-same at the moment.  I generally have no idea what the day is apart from those that have a specific activity associated with them.  Like Acoustic Bliss on Thursdays and - on a different part of the "interesting" scale - putting the bins out on a Wednesday evening, 'cos they get collected at 6am on Thursdays.

Went to bed last night, woke up "ping" at 2am when the dogs started barking.  Laying there, realised "it's Thursday, damn dogs waking me up, I'll be really tired tonight watching Bliss".

Laying there, still awake 10mins later, realised "it's Thursday, and I didn't do the bins last night".

At least I had the sense to get dressed *before* filling the bin and dragging it down the driveway.

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@darrenking

Its not the clogs you have to watch out for in Scotland it’s the Nats, they really get under your skin.

Clegs 

it’s the Nats, they really get under your skin.

@rocknroller912 I hear you. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@boo

I didn’t think anyone would get that joke