And turns out that an oily rag means different things to different people (including @mattbeels). Who knew!

He’s Germerican.

😏

@jamesbisset

You’ve certainly stirred the pot with this topic, all you have to do now is compose a rag time tune and call it the Oily Rag.

@rocknroller912

Trust you to lower the tone of the conversation

Baaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!

@mattbeels 

You’ve been very quiet recently thought you had fallen off the planet 

@rocknroller912

thought you had fallen off the planet 

I did actually and man was it tough getting back on…

Posted by: @mattbeels

@rocknroller912

thought you had fallen off the planet 

I did actually and man was it tough getting back on…

That’s ‘cos I’d used the oily rag to wipe around all the edges so @mattbeels would find it difficult getting a good enough grip to pull himself back onto the planet.

Clearly I need an oilier oily rag.

😆

@tv101

Silicon spray is much more slippery worse than a politician, and you don’t know it’s there.

@tv101 and @rocknroller912 Stop it! Stop talking about oily rags and silicone, it’s my kryptonite. 😱 

Happy New Year and Lang may yer lum reek. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍

@boo

Couldnt resist a wind up thought you would say something 

Posted by: @rocknroller912

Couldnt resist a wind up thought you would say something 

@rocknroller912 😜👍